Simpin' For Peanuts

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Sometimes I sneak memes into the captions. This time, I got come caption in the meme.

Sequel Week!

Hello, everyone! Getting ready for the 1-year anniversary of this little caption site, and I need all of y'all to make it a week to remember. Ground rules are over on Deviantart, but the Tl;dr of it is, people will be commenting over there to vote on continuations of their favorite caps. If you can, give it a look, share your opinion, participate, should the mood strike. But if you don't have a Deviantart account or can't go over there for whatever reason, I'm putting this post up as another opportunity to have your voice be heard. Hope to see you for Sequel Week! (or Seq-Week, if you're cool)

 

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Loin Loan

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This one's so Pink Ranger-coded I think I may have to pay royalties

Moving the Goalpost (Part 2)

Part 1
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Moving the Goalpost (Part 1)

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Bang For Your Cuck

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Womb and Gloom

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A Cure For What Ails You

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Shape Up

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Alternative Apps

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GPA Padding

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Not gonna be shilling on every caption, but just want to remind you that the Patreon link's in the top right corner of the screen right now. If you like stories like these, you can find even more of them there!

Came Back

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Getting His Feet Wet

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Day Late and a Dollar Short

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Con Brio

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For Old TImes'

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Shrinkage

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This one goes out a VERY generous watcher.

Commissions are OPEN!

 (edit: last site got taken down. We endure.)

Well, it finally happened: I caved and set up an online shop. It's nothing too crazy (yet,) just serving as a place to commission me to create a caption story all your own- where I'll work with you every step of the way to capture your vision- and/or gain access to exclusive bonus caps on the official Dazzi Swap's Swap Place Discord! Any suggestions on any new perks or tweaks to existing tiers I can add is welcome, of course (but no promises.) If you can spare a couple extra dollars to ol' Dazzi, I'd really appreciate it. 

Link to the Patreon can be found HERE, and I do hope to see some of y'all there!

Quickie

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Setting it Right

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Idea for this caption is brought to you by Yippee43 on Deviantart!

Unwanted Reaction

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Dude, Where's My Hog?

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Brought to you by an anonymous watcher

Fallen Stocky

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Hair Out of Place

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When I first started making these, I didn’t want tot fall into the habit of using the same people over and over again, so I challenged myself by using a new model for every new caption. Still expect the same level of variety, but now that we’re past the 100^th caption milestone, I see no reason to continue this limitation.

Making Lemons

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Main Vein

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This one goes out to Yippee43 on Deviantart!

Dump Truck

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Inocu-Up

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Great Miracles

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